Due Date, Final Date, Date Line...Whatsoever

Those words have haunting my life recently. Rush and (think) fast become main and supple. I thought when I just passed those two years, I would say goodbye to them, but unfortunately I wouldn't. Oh gosh, doing my works, not included other "side-jobs", had made my 24-hours never enough. Not saying the-most-important-duty as a mother. Leaving my daughter at home till night creates a guilty-feeling inside. Seeing her sleeping while I get home tores my heart apart. Reading her messages begging me to come home earlier pushes my brain into an off-mode.

For sure, I don't have enough quantity of time for my family and that's why I started to think about my quality of time.

And how could that happen?

Jokes

My daughter really loves laughing.. everything makes her laugh: jokes, funny video, even any uncommon face mimic could make her laugh :D. These are jokes that my daughter gave me recently. The source could be from anywhere: newspaper, magazines, friends, or she sometimes made them by her own. I share these just to make you guys laugh as well.. relax and laugh .. just like me when I got them!

Q : "What food does a ghost serve on halloween?"
A : "Ice-scream"

Q : "What is a tree's favourite drink?"
A : "Root-Beer"

Q : "What do mice do when they are at home?"
A : "Mouse work" ..(instead of house work :D)

Q : "Why did the lamb go out in the middle of the night?"
A : "It was sheep-walking!"

Q : "What letter does a sailor love?"
A : "It's C (sea)!"

Q : "What ballet does a squirrel love?"
A : "It's the nut-cracker!"

Q : "Why did boys bring ladders to school?"
A : "Because they wanted to go to high school!"

Q : "Why does a dog need fur?"
A : "So that no-one can smell his under-arm!"

Q : "What animal falls from the sky?"
A : "Rain-deers!"

Q : "How do you cut the sea?"
A : "By a see-saw!"

Q : "What do you call crows that stick together?"
A : "Velcro!"

Q : "How do bees go to school?"
A : "By buzz!"

Q : "what fish you see in space?"
A : "Star-fishes!"

Q : "Who is the mother of Ya?"
A : "MamaYa!" (because its father is PapaYa:D)

To be continued ...